The last time I hooked up with a man, he held me tightly and asked, with great shock and passion:"My God, why are you single?"
I looked into his eyes,
smiled,
and slapped him in the face
Not hard, of course
I did it playfully
I wanted to do it hard though
I wanted to stab him, in fact
But we were in my bedroom and I didn’t have a knife
1 comment:
Well, can you blame him? You, my dear, are a great catch! If I had my way, I would lock you in my basement!
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